Bush porn

I was talking to some of my human friends earlier today and it turns out that it's not only teenage male polar bears that hide porn mags in bushes, teenage human males do it too. Apparently, you are never more than 50 metres from a carefully wrapped bundle of dirty books, protected from the elements by nothing more than a Co-op carrier bag and some string.

Why not get out into your nearby woods and have a rummage around. But remember, if you do find anything, you can't take them home. Oh no. You must always put them back where you found them (or in an alternative woodland hiding place) so that others can find and enjoy them.

These books belong to no-one and everyone, all at the same time.

It is the law of the bush porn. Live by it.