Real Reality tv

The state of tv at the moment really is at an all-time low if you ask me.

Reality shows are slowly taking over the schedules and unless something is done soon we'll be forced to endure countless hours of programmes featuring people infinately less interesting and watchable than the ones we are forced to work alongside for 40 years of our lives.

What the majority of these shows lack is a real sting in the tail; a twist that will make the talentless fuck-muppets who enter them, in the vain hope of securing a tv career or at the very least a celebrity shag, think twice before agreeing to be locked in a house with 11 other drama school rejects and emotional right-offs.

How about REAL reality tv?

How about unleasing a desperate and aggressive smackhead into the house who refuses to leave until he is given a fag or a "quid for the bus home"?

How about burgling the house while the housemates sleep and stealing every last possesion they own before uriniating on the diary chair?

How about putting them at the mercy of the local pikey kids by making them venture into the outside world and take a night bus across London dressed as a goth?

How about having a mystery 13th housemate that is an actual, living and breathing wolf?

How about that?