The similarities between polar bears and humans # 2047

As a polar bear that is full integrated into the human world I have many human friends, the vast majority of which I have no intention of savaging. From talking to these friends over time I have been noticing more and more similarities between my behaviour and theirs.

One such similarity is our shared insistance of waiting until we are really, really busting to go for a pee before doing anything about it. I suppose that just means that we are both incredibly lazy.